Well nothings really happenin' here in the land of homeschooling. We just went to the do-it-yourself car wash and it was pretty much a fight-fest.....FLASHBACK....

DOROTHY: I am doing the water! ME!!!!
CLARA: Elvis died on a toilet!
DOROTHY: Give it to me! HELEN! stop spraying me and hand it over!
HELEN: Okay. Here I come.
DOROTHY: Helen! Mom! Helen won't give it to me!
CLARA: CCCCHHHHIIIICCCKKKEENNN!!!!

(Dorothy is spraying Helen)

MOM: Helen! I told you not to get wet! You're sleeping in the garage tonight!
HELEN: Not again....

Eureka Springs, Arkansas

Creepy rabbit in someone's front yard.

Me with the WORLD'S LARGEST BISCUIT.

Ridin' some ponies in hillbilly town.

Our fantastic home.

Me under a sign we couldn't pass up.

Well our trip to Arkansas was fabulous. We stayed in a house made 1860. It was an old hotel and was recently remodeled. We rented the whole thing! Here are some pictures of our trip....

Well I don't have anything

that's interesting so
here's a picture of me with

some plastic people....

Sticking toothpicks in my eyes.

Well I'm reading "The Red Badge of Courage" and reading it is like stickin' toothpicks in my eyes. Anyhow... here's my funny story of the day: BTW: this really happened....FLASHBACK....

Once upon a time, Helen and her sisters decided to go to Target because Dorothy had to use the restroom really bad. As they entered the store, Helen's eyes immediately went to the COOLEST SHIRT EVER. Helen pushed her siblings out of the way in order to reach and hug the shirt?
"Mom! This is the freakin awesomest shirt ever. Can I have it?"
"Yes, my most beloved child," my mother replied.
Helen says, "Yessssssssssssss!" Helen took the shirt off the hanger and ran to the checkout. There she was told that THIS WAS NOT A TARGET SHIRT. Some freak had pulled what they called a "switch" by taking their shirt off and putting on a Target shirt and then leaving their old shirt in the store!!!!
"What???? What freak would do that? And .....can I still have it?"
After some skillful negotiations with the "department manager," I GOT THE SHIRT FOR FREE!!!! ...and walked triumphantly out of the store.
So...now my mom is washing it 10 times and disinfecting it in case the previous owner had lice.

THE END.....look for me in a town near you....wearing a totally cool shirt with Africa and peace fingers on it.

CHORES

well today my day went kind of like this...FLASHBACK...

MOM: Helen! Get your hiney over here and pick up these clothes!
HELEN: Yes your Majesty.
MOM: What did you call me!?!??

(Upstairs watching T.V)

1st SISTER: Mom! Helen bit me and then threw me out the window!
HELEN: Dorothy, I'm all the way in the other room.
MOM: HELEN! You're grounded!
1st SISTER: WA HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
MOM: Oh yeah! HELEN! Go dig the dirt out of the pool while your sisters and I go to Disney World.

Just another day in the life of a homeschooler..

Clara's fabulous adventure to an R.V store...

I finished "Roll of Thunder, Here My Cry". It was really good. Now I am reading "Red Badge of Courage". It's hard to read but very interesting.Well it's pretty much spring here at the homeschool acadamy. I've been running around taking pictures of just about everything I can find. LOL. Here are some of my best pictures.

Today my dad is having a "fancy" business party. Uuuuugggghhhh.... here's an example of what it is going to be like: FLASH FORWARD.... (and here are some pictures of my parents working. By the way, the underwear say "world's largest source of natural gas."

PAUL: well hey there Jonathan. Stocks this quarter are going as expected.
JONATHAN: haha. Paul, you're such a jokerster! (chuckle chuckle)

PAUL: well you know, the apple doesn't fall far from the stock market.

HELEN: You guys are so weird. I'm gunnu watch "Nacho Libre" upstairs.

JONATHAN: you go right ahead my little business woman. (chuckle chuckle)

DANCE CLASS

Hey guys. I just finished making a picture of an ocean for science. I don't really know why I did it. I'm not even learning about oceans. Anyhow... today's my first dance class! It starts at 1:00 and i have an awesome outfit picked out for it: Bright yellow pants with hot pink tights under it and a Gunter t-shirt. OH YEAH! I'm gunnu be so stylish!!!

hey GUYS. HOMESCHOOLING IS GOING GREAT. WE WENT TO THE FRISCO LIBRARY AND I WILL HAVE VIDEOS OF OUR TRIP TO THE LIBRARY SHORTLY. ANYWAY, I'M FINISHING "ROLL OF THUNDER, HEAR MY CRY" JUST LIKE YOU GUYS. I WAS OUTSIDE A LOT TODAY PLAYING WITH THE DOGS, OSCAR AND SCOUT. SEE YOU GUYS SOON!

tHe hElEnAtOr!!!

YOUTH TONIGHT @ 6:30 (WEDNESDAY) !!!!! OLD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!

First Day of Homeschool.

Hey guys. We're going to that new pizza place in Prosper. Yumm... love it there. Anyway, today was my first day of homeschooling. It rocked! Math was a beat down in the first of the day because I did the wrong lesson and it was super hard. In science I'm learning about climate and stuff like that. SHOUT OUT TO ALL UNICORN LOVERS!!!