Well I'm reading "The Red Badge of Courage" and reading it is like stickin' toothpicks in my eyes. Anyhow... here's my funny story of the day: BTW: this really happened....FLASHBACK....
Once upon a time, Helen and her sisters decided to go to Target because Dorothy had to use the restroom really bad. As they entered the store, Helen's eyes immediately went to the COOLEST SHIRT EVER. Helen pushed her siblings out of the way in order to reach and hug the shirt?
"Mom! This is the freakin awesomest shirt ever. Can I have it?"
"Yes, my most beloved child," my mother replied.
Helen says, "Yessssssssssssss!" Helen took the shirt off the hanger and ran to the checkout. There she was told that THIS WAS NOT A TARGET SHIRT. Some freak had pulled what they called a "switch" by taking their shirt off and putting on a Target shirt and then leaving their old shirt in the store!!!!
"What???? What freak would do that? And .....can I still have it?"
After some skillful negotiations with the "department manager," I GOT THE SHIRT FOR FREE!!!! ...and walked triumphantly out of the store.
So...now my mom is washing it 10 times and disinfecting it in case the previous owner had lice.
THE END.....look for me in a town near you....wearing a totally cool shirt with Africa and peace fingers on it.
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Thats awesome! You are so lucky! I actually think now that being homeschooled now is better than public schooling. I mean cuz you get to go more places, and don't you get out of school earlier? Anyways, i liked your story. It was totally awesome!!!!! :)
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i am commenting on your comment. lol. anyway, homeskool isnt that bad i mean like there's no one your age to like talk to.
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